Kitna Kuch Jaanta Hoga Wo Shaks

Kitna Kuch Jaanta Hoga Wo Shaks Mere Bare Mein.

Mere Muskuranay Par Bhi Jis Ne Pooch Liya K Tum Udaas Kyun Ho.

Nishani koi to ab ke safar ki ghar lana..

Nishani koi to ab ke safar ki ghar lana..
Takaan paon ki aur titliyon ke par lana..
Mein likh rahi hoon kahani teri rifaqat ki..
Jo ho sake to koi harf e motabar lana..
Yahi na ho ke musalsal wafa thaka dale..
Mohabbato'n mein nayya pan talash kar lana..
Safar ke shoq mein chal to paray ho tum ghar se..
Dukho'n ki gard se daman na apna bhar lana..
Jo kohe qaaf chale ho to chand chehro'n ka..
Mujasma koi acha talash kar lana....

Kabhi jo mujh ko talash kerna

Kabhi jo mujh ko talash kerna
to chaand raaton ki chandni me,
Gul-e-chaman se sawal kerna,
Udaas kyun ho.?

Kyun auss k qatron me apne aansu chupa rahe ho.?
Haseen mosam me kiski yadon me apne dil ko jala rahe ho.?

Gul-e-chaman ye sawaal sun ker,
kahe ga tum jis ko khojtay ho,.

wo in baharon ki saari khushbu chura k ab ik
naye chaman me mehak raha hai,
Udas ker k yahan pe hum ko,
Kisi chaman me chehak raha hai,

Gul-e-chaman ka ye haal sun ker,
tumhein lage ga me BEWAFA hun,

Udaas kaliyon ko chor ker me,
Nayi baharon ko dhundta hun,

Main aaj bhi ik naye chaman me purany qissay suna raha hun,

Jo meri chahat ki apsra thi,
me aaj bhi us ko poojta hun,
Yaqeen nahi to palat k daikho,

WAHIN KHARA THA,
WAHIN KHARA HUN''

Koi majburiyan hongi,

Koi majburiyan hongi, wafa jo kr nahi paya wo.
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Mere mehbob ko shamil na kro be'wfaon me.'

Ghar Bana Kay Mere Dil Main, Wo Chor Gaya.

Ghar Bana Kay Mere Dil Main, Wo Chor Gaya.

Na Khud Rehta Hai, Na Kisi Or Ko Basnaye Daita Hai,

Tujhe baahon me bharne ko Dil chahta hai,

Tujhe baahon me bharne ko Dil chahta hai,
Tujhe toot kar chahne ko Dil chahta hai,

kash door ho jaye ye fasle darmiyan Hamare,
ki Tujhe jee bhar kar dekhne ko Dil chahta hai..

Main Khuda Ki Nazron Mein Bhi Gunah Ghaar Hoti Hon

Main Khuda Ki Nazron Mein Bhi Gunah Ghaar Hoti Hon ...


Jab Woh Shaks Mujhe Sajdon Mein Bhi Yaad Aata Hai ..

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hai Mousam Ki Aadaoun Mein

Tabdeeli Jab Bhi Aati Hai Mousam Ki Aadaoun Mein..

Kisi Apny Ka Youn Badal Jana, Bohat Yaad Aata Hai..

Teri yaad nay meray dil ko saja rakha hai

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Teri yaad nay meray dil ko saja rakha hai

Teray pyar main sab ko bhula rakha hai

Kuch acha nahin lagta teri judai Kay baad

Ek teri yaad ko sinay say laga rakha hai

Tera milna to abb aik khawab hi lagta hai

Najanay abb kyoon dil ko bhula rakha hai

Sab kuch lut gaya hamara teray pyar main

Teri yaad ko palkoon main chupa rakha hai

Muqadar say miltay hain bichar Kay warna

Ajj bhi tera naam dil main saja rakha hai

Najanay koi nahin basta teray Siva ankh main

Aik teri tasveer ko dil main chupa rakha hai

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Teri Ankhien

Kyun Teri Yaad Reh Gayee Iss Dil Mein
Jab Tu Hi Na Mil Saka Mujhe
Maine To Chaaha Tha Dil-O-Jaan Se Tujhe
Par Tune Kyun Thukra Diya Mujhe
Zikr Jab Bhi Tere Naam Ka Hota Hai
Teri Yaad Sataati Hai Mujhe
Aaj Bhi Dil Mein Hai Tere Pyaar Ka Dard
Nam Aankhein Yeh Bataati Hain Mujhe
Gila To Bus In Aankhoan Se Hai
Kyun Tera Deedar Kara Gayee Mujhe
Ik Tees Si Dil Mein Uthti Hai

Kyun Tera Khwaab Dikha Gayee Mujhe......

akela pun

Itni muddat baad mile ho!

Kin sochon main gum rehte ho?

Itne khayef kyon rehte ho?

Her aahat se darr jaate ho

Taiz hawa ne mujh se poocha

Rait pe kya likhte rehte ho?

Kaash koi humse bhi pooche

Raat gaye tuk kyon jaage ho?

Main darya se bhi darta hoon

Tum darya se bhi gehre ho!

Koun si baat hai tum main aisi

Itne ache kyon lagte ho?

Peeche mur ker kyon dekha tha

Patthar ban ker kya takte ho?

Jaao jeet ka jashan manaao!

Main jhoota hoon, tum suche ho

Apne sheher ke sub logon se

Meri khatir kyon uljhe ho?

kehne ko rehte ho dil main!

Phir bhi kitne door khare ho

Raat humain kuch yaad nahin tha

Raat bohot hi yaad aaye ho

Humse na poocho hijr ke qisse

Apni kaho ab tum kaise ho?

Mohsin tum badnaam bohot ho

Jaise ho, phir bhi ache ho

Jab Se Us Ne Shahar Ko

Jab se us ne shahar ko chora har rasta sunsan hua

Apna kya hai sare shahar ka ik jaisa nuksan hua

Mere hal pe hairat kaisi dard k tanha mausam main

Pathar bhi ro parte hain insan to phir insan hua

Us k zakhm chupa kar rakhiye khud us shakhs ki nazron se

Us se kaisa shikawa kije wo to abhi nadan hua

Yun bhi kam amez tha "Mohsin" wo is shahar k logon se

Lekin mere samne akar aur bi kuch anjan hua....

Us ne jab jab mujhy Dil se pukara Mohsin

Us ne jab jab mujhy Dil se pukara Mohsin

Main ne tab tab ye bataya ke tumara Mohsin,

Log sadion ki khataon pe b khush basty hain

Hum ko Lamhon ki wafaon ne Ujara Mohsin,

Ho gaya jab ye Yaqeen ke ab Woh nahi aye ga

Aansuon aur Gham ne dia Dil ko sahara Mohsin,

Wo tha jab Paas to Jeene ko b Dil karta tha

Ab to Pal-bhar b nahi hota guzara Mohsin,

Us ko pana to MUQADAR ki Lakeeron mein nahi

Us ka khona b karain kaise Gawaara Mohsin

Jab Tera Dard Merey Saath Wafa Karta Hai

Jab Tera Dard Merey Saath Wafa Karta Hai…..!!!

Ek Samunder Sa Meri AankhoOn Say Baha Karta Hai..!!

Uski Baatain Mujhey KhushboO ki Tarah Lagti Hain....

PhoOl Jaisey Koi Sehraa Main Khila Karta Hai...!!

Mere Dost Ki Pehchan Yehi Kaafi Hai...............

Woh Har Ek Shakhs KoO Danista Khafa Rakhta Hai...!!

Aur koi Sabab us ki Muhabbat ka Nahi………..

Baat itni si Hai k woh Mujh Sey Jafa karta Hai......!!!

Jab khiz'aan aye Toa Lo'ut Aaye Ga Wo Bhi "Wasiq".......

WoH BaharoOn Main Zara kam Hi Mila Karta Hai...!!

Tera saath mil jaaey tou sab dukh bhool jaaon gi

Tera saath mil jaaey tou sab dukh bhool jaaon gi

woh kehti thi ke har soorat tumhain apna banaaon gi

nichaawar khawaab kar doon gi terey har ishaarey par

kabhi peepal ki chaaon main kabhi nadiya kinaarey par

tumhain thandak ataa kar doon gi ik basaat ki manend

bikhartey chaand jharnoon main ujalti raat ki manend

mujhey tum se muhabbat hai main logoon ko bataaon gi

woh kehti thi ke har soorat tumhain apna banaaon gi

main chaahon gi tumhain janaan umangon se ujaalon tak

khudi ke dasht se le kar naey janmon ke saalon tak

Meri thandi si tanhaae sulagti raat jaisee ho

mujhey bas saath le jao bhaley baraat jaisee ho

tmharey surkh jorhey main hi dulhan ban ke aaon gi

woh kehti thi ke har soorat tumhain apna banaaon gi

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Meri jaan sochti hon main

Meri jaan sochti hon main

Agar tum mil na paye tu

Tumhaari yaad ko dill sey

Bhala kaise bhulaoun gi

Jo mousam sang terey beetey

unhain kaise bhulaon gi

Andheri raat main jugnu

bhala kaise jalaoun gi

meri jaan sochti hon main

Tumhain kaise bhulaaon gi

Likha jo naam hay dill per

Usey kaise mitaaoon gi

Jo aadhi umer jeni hay

Wo main kaise bitaaon gi

Meri jaan sochti hoon main

Tumhain kaise bhulaaoon gi

Teri yaadain jo aaen gi

Mujhe pal pal rulay gi

Merey Anchal ko kheinchain gi

Mujhe kuch gud-gudain gi

Meri jaan sochti hoon main

Tumhain kaise bhulaaon gi

Jo baatain tum sey karti hon

bhala kis ko bataaon gi

Naya jab sher likhoon gi

Tu main kis ko sunaon gi

meri jaan sochti hoon main

Tumhain kaise bhulaaoon gi

Meri jaan Jaan lo tum bhi

Tumhain na bhool paoon gi

Sochti hoon ke mein ne kion chaha

Sochti hoon ke mein ne...
kion chaha, kion itna eitebaar kiaa...
tum ne chorr hi to jana thaa...

ajab si baat hai...
aankh band ho tumhen sochoon...
har dil ki dharrkan ...tumhen mangey...

is qadar pyar to nahen paao ge...
is terah paas koi aaye bhi to...
yaqeen hai mujh ko...
dhoondhtey raho ge...
lekin...kisey...kahan..

koi nahen hai ab to...
jisko dhoondh paao..
jissey dil ka haal sunao...

koi nahen hai...
khud hi to torr diye tum ne...
chahaton ke sab rishtey..
sab kassmen khud hi torr deen tumne...

sochti hooon...ab to shayed
aitebaar ker hi na paaoon..
jorr liya hai rishta..
is tanhaayee se ..
jo pal pal ehsaas dilati hai...
ke wo meri hai...

haan ye tanhayee meri hai....
aur koi nahen
kabhi nahen....!!!!

Kuch to sochti.....!!

kuch to sochti mujhe bhulane se pehle.

Mere khat meri tasveerain jalane se pehle.

Tere haath kyun nahi kaanpe.

Kisi aur ki menhdi lagane se pehle.

Teri Aankh bhi na barsi sanam.

Mera pyar dil se mitane se pehle.

Kuch waday kuch qasmain khayi theen tum ne.

Gairon ki saij sajane se pehle.

Meri zindagi main koi gham na tha .

Us bewafa k ane se pehle.

nahin hun

Main sochti hon..
Tera mohabat se paish ana..
Meri khushi mein sharik hona..
Mere ghamon pey udas hona..
Main roth jaon mujhe manana..
Nazar na aaon sakoon na pana..
Meri kitabon mien phool rakhna..
Mere liye shair kehna...
Kahien..
Teri adatien hi na hon..
Main shaki larki tu..
Is Qadar hon..
Zara bhi teri mohabat mien..
Kami howi tu..
Main tujh se shikwa kiye bina hi..
Tumam bundhan hi tor dongi..
Koi bhi waja nahi suno gi..

Saza Ban Jati hai Guzre huwe waqt ki Yaadein
Najane Kyun Matlab k Liye Mehrban hoTe HaiN Logg..

Sachin! Why he is called a Gentleman.!!!!

Famous Quotes about SACHIN :
> Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..
> Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..
> Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..
> Allan Border ¤ It’s Scary.! Where the hell do
We Bowl to Him.?!
> Paul Strang ¤ What we (Zimbabwe) need is
10 Tendulkars..
> Mathew Hayden ¤ I’ve Seen God.. He Bats at Number 4 for India
in Tests…

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai…

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan

Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Humhi Audiance Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai

Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai

Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai
Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…

World Cup Cricket Jokes SMS in Hindi

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey. ..

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Hamesha apani lover ka photo purse mai rakhana.
Jab bhi tum mushkil me hoge wo photo dekhana.

Tume lagega ke koi bhi mushkil isse badi nahi… :)

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Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

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Pyar me mout se darta kon hai
Pyar ho jata hai karta kon hai
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi kurban
Par pata to chale ki humse pyar karta kon hai ..?

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Kisi shayar ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!

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Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …

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Arz Kiya Hai…
Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain.. ..
Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain.
Baat Ho To Kaise Ho..
Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjush Baithe Hain…

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Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif Karli
Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe…

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Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna

Agar
Gulab K Badle Sandal Mile To
Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…

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Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
Pyar kam na karana , balance ki tarah
Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah…

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Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya,
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala…,
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala…!

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Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

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Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?

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Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…

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Mat Karo Pyar Kisi Se Phoolon Ki Taraha
Phool To Pal Mein Murjha Jaate Hain
Pyar Karo To Karo Kaaton Ki Taraha
Jo Chubhne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aate Hain…

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Ab Jab ghire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi,
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi,
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai…

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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

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Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA

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Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

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Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…

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Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…

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Love is life
~= SMS OF THE DAY =~
3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai
1- Aulaad Budhape me
2- Dost Musibat me Aur
3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

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JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

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Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..

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What's D difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha,what will you do now?

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Abhi Sirf Good NIGHT kyoki Aaj maine pee li hai..
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"Isliye Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas..."
@@Gud NIGHT@@

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SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

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How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

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Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

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1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do